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Dear morons chanting outside my window:

I realise that, as rugby players, learning the name of your home town represents the pinnicle of intellectual acheivement. Well done. You should justifiably feel proud of yourself, especially since you can apparently walk and chant at the same time.

However, please understand that the entire population of Leeds did not ask you who you are or where you come from, that we don't want you to tell us and that there is absolutely no need to shout a little louder. All you're doing is giving us the information we need to track you down and set fire to your houses.

Shut the fuck up.

(no subject)

Dear morons chanting outside my window:

I realise that, as rugby players, learning the name of your home town represents the pinnicle of intellectual acheivement. Well done. You should justifiably feel proud of yourself, especially since you can apparently walk and chant at the same time.

However, please understand that the entire population of Leeds did not ask you who you are or where you come from, that we don't want you to tell us and that there is absolutely no need to shout a little louder. All you're doing is giving us the information we need to track you down and set fire to your houses.

Shut the fuck up.