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Hot tip of the day:

Where X is equal to mutual friend, the phrase "But X thinks you and I would make a really great couple" is not going to convince me to go out with you, especially if I've already turned you down - and politely, I might add, without recourse to the words "fuck", "off", "creepy" and "bastard". The fact that you apparently think I'm pathetic enough to go, "Oh, well X obviously is far better qualified to control my personal life than I am, so despite my repeatedly expressed preference for being one whole of a really great Froodle, I'll go along with it and become one half of a 'really great couple'. Because fulfilling X's deranged matchmaking schemes is far more important than, say, taking control of my own fucking life. Teehee. Giggle. Twirl." is actually kind of insulting, and a bloody good illustration of why I turned you down in the first place.

Also: fuck off, you creepy bastard.

(no subject)

Hot tip of the day:

Where X is equal to mutual friend, the phrase "But X thinks you and I would make a really great couple" is not going to convince me to go out with you, especially if I've already turned you down - and politely, I might add, without recourse to the words "fuck", "off", "creepy" and "bastard". The fact that you apparently think I'm pathetic enough to go, "Oh, well X obviously is far better qualified to control my personal life than I am, so despite my repeatedly expressed preference for being one whole of a really great Froodle, I'll go along with it and become one half of a 'really great couple'. Because fulfilling X's deranged matchmaking schemes is far more important than, say, taking control of my own fucking life. Teehee. Giggle. Twirl." is actually kind of insulting, and a bloody good illustration of why I turned you down in the first place.

Also: fuck off, you creepy bastard.