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Aug. 10th, 2004 10:57 pmDear TV Licensing Officials,
Fuck. You.
If you honestly think I'm going to pay £121 a year for the pleasure of watching such quality programs as "Eastenders" and "All the Queen's Cooks", you're very much mistaken. I don't even have a TV aerial, because frankly, the amount of crap you put out has made it pointless for me to bother with television anymore.
If, by chance, you ever make a decent show, release it on DVD, because that is the only way you will get a single penny from me.
In closing, I advise you to fuck yourselves anally with a sharp-bladed instrument. Possibly something in an electric carving knife.
Yours hatefilledly,
Froodle
Fuck. You.
If you honestly think I'm going to pay £121 a year for the pleasure of watching such quality programs as "Eastenders" and "All the Queen's Cooks", you're very much mistaken. I don't even have a TV aerial, because frankly, the amount of crap you put out has made it pointless for me to bother with television anymore.
If, by chance, you ever make a decent show, release it on DVD, because that is the only way you will get a single penny from me.
In closing, I advise you to fuck yourselves anally with a sharp-bladed instrument. Possibly something in an electric carving knife.
Yours hatefilledly,
Froodle
