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Jun. 10th, 2011 10:59 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
froodleToday, an innocent day took a dark twist to become A DAY OF HORROR!
THE SCENE: Froodle, Buzz Lighthair of Ron Smith's Command and The Mighty Prawn are in the kitchen. Froodle is making pancakes, the boys sit at the kitchen table.
The Mighty Prawn: What the fuck is this music?
Froodle: It's the CD from Hairspray.
Buzz: Oh my God, what is it with you and shit films?
The Mighty Prawn: Can I listen to the racing?
Froodle: No you fucking can't, leave it alone or I won't make you any pancakes.
The Mighty Prawn: Sourchops. What's Hairspray?
Buzz: Ugh, it's this shit film about this fat bird who shags Zac Efron.
Froodle: Buzz!
The Mighty Prawn: That's well harsh.
Froodle: Thank you!
The Mighty Prawn: I mean, being a fat bird already means you get picked on, there's no need to punish her by making her have sex with Zac Efron aswell. Sick film.
Froodle: Hah! It's kind of an awesome incentive though - go to the gym or be forced to mate with Zac Efron.
Buzz: Zac Efron is awesome. Hairspray is a piece of shit that was unworthy of his talent, and he would never shag a fat bird because he's too hot.
silence
Johnny: *walks in* Are those pancakes ready yet or what?
silence
Johnny: What?
Froodle: *girly voice* I'm Buzz Lighthair, I love Zac Efron and Hairspray wasn't good enough for him because he's just so awesome.
The Mighty Prawn: *girly voice* I have a poster of him above my bed and a heart with our names interlinked on my notebook because I'm Buzz and Zac Efron is my boyfriend.
Buzz Lighthair: I didn't say that!
Froodle: You said he was too talented for Hairspray!
Buzz: Okay, I said that, but I didn't say it in that stupid voice.
The Mighty Prawn: That is your voice. That is the voice of everyone who likes Zac Efron.
Buzz: He's a good actor! Have you seen Charlie St Cloud? It was really moving, I cried and everything.
Froodle: Ewww, you cried over Zac Efron!
Johnny: *pretending to cry* Oh Zac Efron, I'm crying because this film isn't good enough for you because you're so talented and awesome!
Buzz: Fuck off Johnny, you started crying over the Green Mile.
Johnny: Yeah, that's normal though - Mister Jingles! If that didn't make you cry, you're dead inside. That's not like being in love with Zac Efron.
Froodle: Buzz, we have to kill you now. If people find out we have a Zac Efron lover in the family, our reputations will be ruined.
Buzz: You like Corey Feldman!
Froodle: Yeah, but I don't go around pretending he's talented and crying over how his movies are unworthy of him!
Johnny: It's our fault, really - we're the oldest, we were supposed to teach you right from wrong, but we failed and now you're an abomination in the eyes of God and man.
The Mighty Prawn: You can't blame yourselves - you did your best, sometimes children are just born monsters.
Buzz: Oh my God, fuck off all of you! *storms out*
The Mighty Prawn: He's gone to cry over his poster of Zac Efron.
Johnny: And sing songs to it about their forbidden love.
Froodle: And write online reviews about how talented he is and how all his films are unworthy of his talent.
Johnny: You'd better leave some pancakes outside his room - he needs to keep his energy up for crying over non-Mister-Jingles bullshit.
Froodle: *girly voice* I'm Johnny Heg, I cried over Mister Jingles because I'm a girl.
Johnny: You are dead inside, seriously!
THE SCENE: Froodle, Buzz Lighthair of Ron Smith's Command and The Mighty Prawn are in the kitchen. Froodle is making pancakes, the boys sit at the kitchen table.
The Mighty Prawn: What the fuck is this music?
Froodle: It's the CD from Hairspray.
Buzz: Oh my God, what is it with you and shit films?
The Mighty Prawn: Can I listen to the racing?
Froodle: No you fucking can't, leave it alone or I won't make you any pancakes.
The Mighty Prawn: Sourchops. What's Hairspray?
Buzz: Ugh, it's this shit film about this fat bird who shags Zac Efron.
Froodle: Buzz!
The Mighty Prawn: That's well harsh.
Froodle: Thank you!
The Mighty Prawn: I mean, being a fat bird already means you get picked on, there's no need to punish her by making her have sex with Zac Efron aswell. Sick film.
Froodle: Hah! It's kind of an awesome incentive though - go to the gym or be forced to mate with Zac Efron.
Buzz: Zac Efron is awesome. Hairspray is a piece of shit that was unworthy of his talent, and he would never shag a fat bird because he's too hot.
Johnny: *walks in* Are those pancakes ready yet or what?
Johnny: What?
Froodle: *girly voice* I'm Buzz Lighthair, I love Zac Efron and Hairspray wasn't good enough for him because he's just so awesome.
The Mighty Prawn: *girly voice* I have a poster of him above my bed and a heart with our names interlinked on my notebook because I'm Buzz and Zac Efron is my boyfriend.
Buzz Lighthair: I didn't say that!
Froodle: You said he was too talented for Hairspray!
Buzz: Okay, I said that, but I didn't say it in that stupid voice.
The Mighty Prawn: That is your voice. That is the voice of everyone who likes Zac Efron.
Buzz: He's a good actor! Have you seen Charlie St Cloud? It was really moving, I cried and everything.
Froodle: Ewww, you cried over Zac Efron!
Johnny: *pretending to cry* Oh Zac Efron, I'm crying because this film isn't good enough for you because you're so talented and awesome!
Buzz: Fuck off Johnny, you started crying over the Green Mile.
Johnny: Yeah, that's normal though - Mister Jingles! If that didn't make you cry, you're dead inside. That's not like being in love with Zac Efron.
Froodle: Buzz, we have to kill you now. If people find out we have a Zac Efron lover in the family, our reputations will be ruined.
Buzz: You like Corey Feldman!
Froodle: Yeah, but I don't go around pretending he's talented and crying over how his movies are unworthy of him!
Johnny: It's our fault, really - we're the oldest, we were supposed to teach you right from wrong, but we failed and now you're an abomination in the eyes of God and man.
The Mighty Prawn: You can't blame yourselves - you did your best, sometimes children are just born monsters.
Buzz: Oh my God, fuck off all of you! *storms out*
The Mighty Prawn: He's gone to cry over his poster of Zac Efron.
Johnny: And sing songs to it about their forbidden love.
Froodle: And write online reviews about how talented he is and how all his films are unworthy of his talent.
Johnny: You'd better leave some pancakes outside his room - he needs to keep his energy up for crying over non-Mister-Jingles bullshit.
Froodle: *girly voice* I'm Johnny Heg, I cried over Mister Jingles because I'm a girl.
Johnny: You are dead inside, seriously!
