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[froodle]

"We're gonna go Paypal'ing some kid in a basement who's most likely lying?"

Yes, Idris Elba, that is exactly what you're going to do, because that's what Daddy Winchester thinks is right and people should always obey Daddy Winchester when he tells them stuff.

OH GOD, I love this movie. I wish there was like a billion sequels to it, but only as long as Roque was still around so he and Clay could be hilariously bitchy at each other:

"I'm sorry I hit you in the face, Roque."
"Clay, I'm sorry I threatened to cut your head off."

OH GOD!

Comments

[charley-ryan.livejournal.com]

THIS MOVIE SO NEEDS A SEQUEL!!! I love it so much. It always makes me happy.

[froodle]

It is the PERFECT EXAMPLE of the dumb summer action movie. I didn't think anything could ever be MORE PERFECT in this genre than SWAT, but I was PROVEN WRONG.

I would SO LOVE to see more Losers films - I don't even CARE how contrived and stupid the plots got. Losers in SPACE? I dig it. Losers vs MONKEYS OF DOOM? Awesome. Losers TEN THOUSAND LEAGUES UNDER THE SEA FIGHTING SHARK MOTORCYCLE GANGS? Where can I pre-order the DVD?!

[charley-ryan.livejournal.com]

OMG, yes to everything you said! Bring it on!

[froodle]

Roque would have to be a baddie for at least two sequels before he redeemed himself enough to rejoin the gang, though. I mean, this is serious writing business and we can't go around rushing the redemption storyline when we are MAKING SERIOUS ARTS.

He can join forces with them against the MOTORSHARKS (btw, the motorsharks will all have mullets and talk in super-eighties lingo - it will be "rad") in order to be fully reintergrated with the team in time for Losers V: vampire unicorns from ANOTHER DIMENSION.

All the vampire unicorns will be voiced by Zac Efron. For ADDED TERROR!

[charley-ryan.livejournal.com]

Oh, yes! I love all these ideas. And, plz, let Cougar be shirtless for an entire film. Maybe he and Clay can duel the Mothersharks while shirtless and wearing nothing but tight leather pants. Ya know, so they can fit in with the biker look.

[froodle]

I see absolutely no reason why that idea shouldn't be put into practice IMMEDIATELY. There should be a clause in Cougar's* contract that requires him to be shirtless for a minimum of 30% of the total running time. 'Coz we are not exploitative, no!

*Possibly the guy playing Cougar used to be known by some other name, but whatever, he's Cougar forever now