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Apr. 10th, 2009 10:08 pmOh, "No Exit", are you my favourite episode of the 4400 ever? I think it is quite possible.
Kyle and Shawn getting into a little bitchfight over Jordans' affections is completely made of win - Kyle's all, "My relationship with Jordan is very different from the one you had," and Shawn's all, "Oh no you didn't! Bitch, I will fucking cut you!"* and then the glass explodes and Jordan carries Shawn's body in his MANLY ARMS and Tom was all teary-eyed and earnest and beautiful and then him and Jordan on the 'phone at the end and Jordan's all suggestive and pervy and Tom is like, "Hmmm-NO WAIT YOU DEBAUCHED MY NEPHEW AND MY SON GO AWAY!" and - dudes, it was wonderous and you should all watch it. There is hotness for all tastes here - wide-eyed, pouty-lipped boywhores, conflicted, protective daddy figures, morally ambiguous bearded Dark Messiahs, bespectacled geekboys - something for everyone. WATCH!
*This is a tiny overstatement on my part - Shawn's reaction is more like, "Pfft!" But that's kind of Shawn's equivalent of threatening to cut somebody this season. Boy needs a visit from the Manly Violence Fairy if you ask me.
Kyle and Shawn getting into a little bitchfight over Jordans' affections is completely made of win - Kyle's all, "My relationship with Jordan is very different from the one you had," and Shawn's all, "Oh no you didn't! Bitch, I will fucking cut you!"* and then the glass explodes and Jordan carries Shawn's body in his MANLY ARMS and Tom was all teary-eyed and earnest and beautiful and then him and Jordan on the 'phone at the end and Jordan's all suggestive and pervy and Tom is like, "Hmmm-NO WAIT YOU DEBAUCHED MY NEPHEW AND MY SON GO AWAY!" and - dudes, it was wonderous and you should all watch it. There is hotness for all tastes here - wide-eyed, pouty-lipped boywhores, conflicted, protective daddy figures, morally ambiguous bearded Dark Messiahs, bespectacled geekboys - something for everyone. WATCH!
*This is a tiny overstatement on my part - Shawn's reaction is more like, "Pfft!" But that's kind of Shawn's equivalent of threatening to cut somebody this season. Boy needs a visit from the Manly Violence Fairy if you ask me.