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[froodle]

ALSO! Before I forget, I am offering FIFTEEN Pirates of Joy for the person who writes me Lex/Bray slash. FIFTEEN! Just think what you could do with so many pirates.

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Pirates of joy

[miriglum.livejournal.com]

I don't think I have the room for keeping fifteen pirates. It would be cruel to keep them boxed up in an inner-city area when nature has designed them to roam free, cutting a swathe across the high seas etc. Not many high seas in Oxford. Expect punting does not have much piratical kudos.

Not to mention, I think fifteen pirates would probably fight, and eat me out of house and home and possibly cutting up my furniture to make teeny tiny boats. Sorry, ships!

Re: Pirates of joy

[froodle]

A real pirate can make the audience believe his punt is a pirate boat. Anyway, they could be free-range pirates, bringing terror and scurvy to Oxonians wherever they go, and returning to you at mealtimes and to stash their treasure. Which you could then use to replace the furniture they destroyed to make boatsships and to pay their food bill, possibly with enough left over to buy yourself a really big hat.

Re: Pirates of joy

[miriglum.livejournal.com]

Hmmmm...tempting. Ve-ry tempting.

~distant screams~ NO MIRIAM! THE PGCE! THE PGCE! YOU MUST DO *SOME* WORK THIS WEEK! SURELY!?

Sorry, what was that? ::ignores::