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GASP! Last night I came to the shocking realisation that I have only four episodes left to watch of my Tribe DVDs. This leaves me with a two-fold moral dilemma - firstly, owing to the fact that it is, well, crappy, I promised myself I would buy seasons four and five only when they dropped below £20, and they haven't, and secondly, can I bear to live in a Tribey world where Bray will no longer be swishing and flailing and snarking at Lex? I think the answer is no.

Because, you guys! It's Bray, and he's so awesome and lovable, and he totally wants to kill Pride for stealing Lex and Amber's attention away from him. Like when he helps Lex and Ebony save him from being burnt at the stake by Trudy (and, silly Trudy, burning is a cure for witchcraft, not homosexuality) and Lex is all, "Wow, Pride sure is cool, with his cool hair and his cool tricks..." and Bray is so wondering if Ebony still has any of that poison left. And then, when Taisan is all, *becomes the Supreme Mother* and Lex gets in a big stress, but then he pretends that he's not in a stress and goes fishing, and Bray is there talking to Ebony about how Lex is so complicated and unpredictable and totally dreamy - he doesn't say that last bit but it's totally implied - and Ebony's there like, "Yes, because I really want to here you gush about how wonderful your boyfriend is after you just rejected me in the most harsh way possible, bitch!" and it's great.

And then! (So many thens!) When Ebony enters the race to become the city leader, and Lex is all, "You can't choose her, she's sneaky* and evil** and totally planned this whole thing*** and anyway I would be a way better leader so there****!" and Ebony goes off in a sulk and then Bray makes Lex apologise to her and he's all, *sternface* "I think Lex has something to say to you," and Lex is all, *sulkyface* "Sorry, Ebony," and it's totally awesome and cute and awesome.

Oh, and completely unrelated, May is so horrible to poor ickle KC. Screw you, May. I hope Pride breaks your heart the way you broke KCs.

And ALSO! Sherriff Lex is just about the most hilarious thing ever. He even talks like a cowboy, but like a New Zealand cowboy so it's extra funny. And then he's all, *sherriffsherriffsherriff* and Pride's like, "Yes, uh-huh, sure, just as you say... Sherriff? Your fly's undone." and it is so awesomely funneh!

Anyway, my hour is almost over and I have yet more Halloween decorations to put up and Halloweeny things to watch, so good day to you all.

*Which is true
**Which is also true
***Which is again true
****Which is bullshit, but Ebony is still evil