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[froodle]

DISASTER! So yesterday, it's rainy and grey outside, I'm sat there with my Spooky Halloween Sounds CD on, watching American Gothic, scribbling a list of things I'm going to need for this year's EXTRAVAGANZA OF SPOOKY, and I realise...

I have no idea what my costume this year is going to be!

So quick, FLIST, help me out! Send me ideas. I can't be a zombie pirate, or Medusa, or a generic lady-demon, 'cause I've been those the past three years. Here are some ideas I've been toying with:

A witch. Simple, yet classic.
A communist. I don't know what a communist looks like, but it will give me a chance to perfect my Russian accent.
...a zombie communist.
Some kind of combination of all of the above.

Comments

[alt-baie.livejournal.com]

You could always go as the 'perfect' American president...

A Black Muslim Women, who also happens to be a Lesbian! That way you can piss everyone off!

(Sorry, just had a heated political debate in one of my classes.)

[dissident-dream.livejournal.com]

Mary Poppins

[girlofprey.livejournal.com]

A communist who survived a nuclear blast through the aid of witchcraft?

[fuckyeah.livejournal.com]

Dress as a communist and have a lampshade on your head with a beer bottle in your hand; you can be the communist party.

[hystericblue.livejournal.com]

Ohhh you totally have to be a zombie communist! You know, khaki shorts and that little pageboy kind of hat with the red star on it.

GOD AUSTRALIA WHY DO WE NOT HAVE HALLOWEEN! LAME!!

[froodle]

Plus that little headscarf thing would provide much-needed protection from the blustery October weather while I'm out and about...

[froodle]

That's a little too scary.

[froodle]

And then I can throw people, and be all like, "You don't throw party; party throws you!" COMMUNIST HUMOUR!

[froodle]

Aren't khaki shorts more indicative of Hitler Youth than Zombie Communists? Ooh, I could be the vampire-nazi-catboy from Hellsing! Glee!

They don't really celebrate it here in smelly England, either, but I am carrying the spooky torch for West Yorkshire.

[froodle]

Wouldn't that be just like, a regular communist with some burny patches and a witches hat? Might be a little obscure...

[girlofprey.livejournal.com]

Did I forget to mention that the communist was zombified by the nuclear attack? Because they were.

[froodle]

I thought nuclear explosions made mutants, not zombies. OH MY GOD NOW I AM QUESTIONING THE VERY BASIS OF REALITY!

[girlofprey.livejournal.com]

NOT IF THEY HAD BEEN KILLED BY THE NUCLEAR EXPLOSION AND ONLY BROUGHT BACK THROUGH WITCHCRAFT!

A finer enemy for 1950s America I cannot imagine.

[froodle]

But Zombies are traditionally made of Voodoo, and I do not think Voodoo and Communism would make good bedfellows...

[froodle]

Also, your icon FILLS ME WITH HILARITY!