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...all long pig, all the time... ([personal profile] froodle) wrote2013-08-12 05:49 am
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that dude from the Spartacus prequel is EXACTLY what would happen if Jared Leto and Colin Farrell had a baby. LITERALLY EXACTLY. His gladiator superpower is drinking and fucking other dude's wives. What have those pussies Spartacus and Crixos got that compares? NOTHING.


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[identity profile] charley-ryan.livejournal.com 2013-08-23 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
LOL! I can literally picture this in my head. And it's kind of disturbing.
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[personal profile] froodle 2013-09-02 05:15 pm (UTC)(link)
It is now totally part of my headcanon that, after they freed all the slaves and defeated the Roman armies, Crixus and Spartacus became enforcers for the Vegan Police. Mostly because it would be fucking terrifying to hear Crixus growl "it's milk and eggs, bitch!" right before you get hit with the deveganizing ray, and I want to see that happening to dudes.
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