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[froodle]

that dude from the Spartacus prequel is EXACTLY what would happen if Jared Leto and Colin Farrell had a baby. LITERALLY EXACTLY. His gladiator superpower is drinking and fucking other dude's wives. What have those pussies Spartacus and Crixos got that compares? NOTHING.

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[froodle]

dude, they so would. cept the cheerio uniforms are red like the roman dudes capes, plus the roman dudes also wear pleated mini skirts, so theyd be like, "nah fuck this, lets start our own way radder cheerleader team and also figure out a way to.kill dudes with pompoms. coz we're motherfucking spartacus and crixus!"

then they would do the slow-mo twirl and high-five while going "yeaaaaaahhhhh!" like the vegan police in scott pilgrim.

[charley-ryan.livejournal.com]

LOL! I can literally picture this in my head. And it's kind of disturbing.

[froodle]

It is now totally part of my headcanon that, after they freed all the slaves and defeated the Roman armies, Crixus and Spartacus became enforcers for the Vegan Police. Mostly because it would be fucking terrifying to hear Crixus growl "it's milk and eggs, bitch!" right before you get hit with the deveganizing ray, and I want to see that happening to dudes.