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Heh. I saw a sign today that said "Malik Car Insurance; if we can't do it, no-one can". Hey, boy's gotta make a living somehow. It's hard, being an ancient Egyptian god in today's society.

In other news, OMG Edward James Olmos is a ninja! All these years, I thought it was the stony glare of DOOM keeping everyone in place, but really, it was the knowledge that he could rip out their spleen and leap away over the rooftops with it. I don't know if this increases or decreases my respect for him; on the one hand, being a ninja is pretty awesome, but on the other, being able to shut up anyone from a handsome Vice detective to your drunkard XO, crazy Aztec priest to Asian drug baron, just by glaring at them, is also damn cool.

And finally, it is now time for more...

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It always pays to be in awe of someone who can read your thoughts and smite you with lightening bolts if he disapproves.

Very true. He's been taking over my movie viewing this week. I've seen Gangs Of New York, Batman Begins and that rubbish movie where he's with ~~Han Solo~~Harrison Ford. Now if only I could find a copy of High Spirits - badginger!Neeson :).

With the Sideburns of Death! See, he must be God, for who else could stand the shame of having been in High Spirits and Lamb?

Oh yes. How does he do it? He even manages to get away with that dodgy hair/beard combo in Star Wars, which is wrong on so many levels.

That was because Qui Gonn Jinn is a total hippy. He was stoned throughout that whole film.

Jinn and Tonic! Obi-Wan loves hippies.

That's what his silly stick-on beard was all about; him trying to emulate Qui Gonn's hippytasmic charms. Also trying to get us to believe he's actually twenty years older than Hayden Christensen.

Sneaky, very sneaky!

Like a ninja! A Jedi ninja!

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