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[froodle]

Heh. I saw a sign today that said "Malik Car Insurance; if we can't do it, no-one can". Hey, boy's gotta make a living somehow. It's hard, being an ancient Egyptian god in today's society.

In other news, OMG Edward James Olmos is a ninja! All these years, I thought it was the stony glare of DOOM keeping everyone in place, but really, it was the knowledge that he could rip out their spleen and leap away over the rooftops with it. I don't know if this increases or decreases my respect for him; on the one hand, being a ninja is pretty awesome, but on the other, being able to shut up anyone from a handsome Vice detective to your drunkard XO, crazy Aztec priest to Asian drug baron, just by glaring at them, is also damn cool.

And finally, it is now time for more...

Comments

[sandle-hat.livejournal.com]

AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHA HAHAHAH AHAA you appear to have been mistaken for obi wan. it must be that liamneeson is not using any sense anymore except his ukesense.

i think there should have been monkeys... . please?

[gothicwhite.livejournal.com]

Oh, dear God. You are my crack, woman. froodle is my new Monty Python. Also-- *giggles* What is with your hair? I've got the most interesting mental images of a hugely fuzzy-haired Pep-esque woman running about town eating the wax lion from Wonderfalls.

Infidels, pfft.

[threthiel9.livejournal.com]

OMg, your laser beams somehow look more like those noise-makers with the extendable rolly-outy thing. "Happy News Years Jake Lloyd, now DIE!" (Though is you ask me, it was your wall of giant choopy teeth that killed him.)

[imbeiaiel.livejournal.com]

It's hard, being an ancient Egyptian god in today's society

Very true. I'm in awe of Liam Neeson, which I suppose is the correct thing as he's surely omnipotent.