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Why does the world want to hurt me? Why are people always doing things that annoy me, like existing when I want them to be dead? What is it with stupid people and their whole having to be alive thing? I call that selfish.
To clarify, there is an idiot on my course who is quite possibly the most annoying human being on the face of the planet. For the sake of anonymity, I shall call him... Shitcock. In less than a month, Shitcock has managed to annoy me to a point that took La FLobadora two years to reach. More than David Blaine when he did that stupid glass box thing, even. Everything he does fills me with such a horrible rage, it can only be properly expressed by slaughtering some children and falling into some lava. If my life was a Star Wars movie, he would be Jar Jar.
Now I'm going to eat some chocolate buttons and watch movies with Colin Farrell in. Lookit the ickle monkey hand!
To clarify, there is an idiot on my course who is quite possibly the most annoying human being on the face of the planet. For the sake of anonymity, I shall call him... Shitcock. In less than a month, Shitcock has managed to annoy me to a point that took La FLobadora two years to reach. More than David Blaine when he did that stupid glass box thing, even. Everything he does fills me with such a horrible rage, it can only be properly expressed by slaughtering some children and falling into some lava. If my life was a Star Wars movie, he would be Jar Jar.
Now I'm going to eat some chocolate buttons and watch movies with Colin Farrell in. Lookit the ickle monkey hand!