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Sherlock soddin' Holmes
I'm watching Case of Evil. Again.
I can't get over how stupid Holmes sounds when he says 'Ladies' to those burlesque show dancers. And the eyebrow thing. And... my God, it's just stupid.
His look of suprise at that society ball when the perfume chick insists that he 'do' her friend is fucking hilarius, though.
He is so Tom Pullings pretending to be Holmes.
Yes, I think that's how I'll view it. It's all Tom. Poor, sweet, crazy Tom.
Damn James D'Arcy for being so pretty.
I can't get over how stupid Holmes sounds when he says 'Ladies' to those burlesque show dancers. And the eyebrow thing. And... my God, it's just stupid.
His look of suprise at that society ball when the perfume chick insists that he 'do' her friend is fucking hilarius, though.
He is so Tom Pullings pretending to be Holmes.
Yes, I think that's how I'll view it. It's all Tom. Poor, sweet, crazy Tom.
Damn James D'Arcy for being so pretty.
i'd be upset but OWWW
i hate you
i hate you So much
you were meant to remain pure and non-evil and you resort to This!?
WHY!
what is WRONG with you?
oh pain. welcome to the rants.
*Chants* one of us. one of us. one of us. one of us. etc.
Re: i'd be upset but OWWW
*points and laughs*
cause ewww no you filthy fucking het.
get.away from me.
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*cries*
so much
also, im definately not intening to break into your house and steal the dvds and your dvd player.
because im not a townie.
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Spacktard.
Fuck, that's a good word. Must use it more often.
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they're already started
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there's....
..ummm.....
....
......
Fuckoff!
hey do books count?
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do you count?
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chickenfish are better company than thee she who smells like goats-testicles
post-molesterment by the fore hands
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I smell like hobbit-lovejuice.
And who was it that made me catatonic? Oh yes, it was you, with your fucking stupid touchy-feely hippy ways.
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you provoked me.
s'not my fault you just Had to fucking Sulk.
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And by the way, I don't think my sulks warrent a capital letter. It's not like I'm Stephen (thank god).
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you Sulk magnificently.
all the Fucking TIME
not that im complaining
little miss i'd-rather-sulk-and-be-dead-than-talk-to-my-fucking-friends-in-a-way-less-annoying-than-lj
and to think, stephen's prettier than jack. becuase he is you know.
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Is it your fault that I am now an LJ whore? Yes.
And thank you, and no.
Jack is like, 100 times prettier. Mm, Jack-hair.
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because if i accept responsibility for something then my face cracks up and i die.
painfully.
and i dont want to.
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*goes off to watch the Scarlet Pimpernel, and admire Jamie Bamber for being so dashing. And naked.*
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and doesnt want you.
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God fucking damn it, though.
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i think he lived to be about 80 or something insane for the time.
foo of a man.
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Unless you mean manservant in the Blackadder sense, which is... well, difficult, if not anatomically impossible.
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no. quite obviously i do not.
and what!? blackadder?
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*thinks of baldrick in connection to mansex*
OWWW
bitchcheeseheadfacingshitwank.
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