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You know who could have totally kicked Isildur's ass? Angel. Think about it. Angel eclipses him in both the hand-chopping and ring-destroying arenas. And if he did fall under the lure of the Ring's eeeevvvilll powers, hey, we get Angelus. Everybody wins.

You suck, Isildur. Get in the Reject Bin.

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LOL. Why oh why haven't I been reading your journal as much as I should? *g* I made you an icon *points at offending article* here. Not that Spidey is slashable at all... oh no... *lies*

Ooooh, shiny! *wears* Heehee. I am wearing Harry Osbourne!

And you know I'm right. I bet Angel wouldn't have let the sword get broken either. Mind you, he'd probably have whined and angst'd so much that Elrond got fed up with him and ended up kicking him off that ledge into Mount Doom and then there would have been no spin-off series, so it's probably for the best.

*g* And so you are!

Elrond wouldn't have taken all that angsting... it'd have been "my apologies, Angel" *swift kick*

Oh Elrond, why weren't you in Angel s3 and 4? Every time Angel started whining about Connor, Elrond could have bitchslapped him and told him to get over himself. That would have been so funny:

Angel: Boohoohoo, my son was stolen by a crazy olden-tymes Englishma...
Elrond: *BITCHSLAP* Shut up.
Angel: *whine* But...
Elrond: *BITCHSLAP* Shut up!
Angel: ......
Elrond: That's better.

Of course, Wesley and Fred automatically win an all-expenses paid one-way trip to the fiery heart of Mount Doom.

*g* I think that comment might have just made my day! *has images of elf warrior beating up whiny undead type*

but isildur had this incredibly handy mere 4 seconds of resistance to his own dark side.
i mean. if i were peter jackson and i already had nine hours of film i certainly wouldnt want to go chopping up clips of some broodingly dark vampire who needed special non-mirror cameras, had a non-susceptability for having his spirit broken and a disturbing penchant for turning into a puppet.

just sayin' is all

Oh man, can you imagine LOTR with the Angel puppet instead of Isildur/Aragorn/anyone that isn't Merry or Pippin? That would have fucking rocked.

OMGPUPPETBOROMIR

*guilty grin*

but, let me just repeat that. OH.MY.GOD.
boromir. as. puppet......

my mind...
the warping....
but omg puppetboromir and omg the clothes and omg then aragorn would lyke totally have puppet lust because he can resist nothing imbued with the smexyness of sean bean omgstfu omg *fangirlysqueedies*

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