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[froodle]

Interview with Jebus Junkies was not entirely unlike being trapped with Steve and Sarah Newlin for twenty minutes, except nobody gave me a handjob in a bathtub (sad) and I didn't get to shoot anyone point-blank in the face with a paintball gun (sadder). Basically the moral of this story is that I am not now, nor will I ever be, as good at life as Jason Stackhouse.

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[froodle]

I could also have referred to one of them as a "white suit motherfucker". Must remember this in future. Also, must find fairly useless and rageful cop boyfriend and look into possible goatee-growth.