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[froodle]

I was going to rage about some RL stuff on here, but I just looked at Tumblr for like an hour and I don't feel like it anymore, so let's all talk about Jason Stackhouse's crime-fighting goatee in the latest season of True Blood, and how magnificent it would be if Jason had his own cop show where he and his goatee and Andy went around solving crimes and sometimes there might be vampire-related stuff but really it is all about Jason and his goatee. Let's do that.

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[cakesy.livejournal.com]

I WAS SURPRISED BY HOW MUCH I DIDN'T HATE THE GOATEE. At first I was like, "oh, Jason was so distraught by Sookie's absence that he grew a SHITTY GOATEE in mourning. :(" But eventually I came to terms with its presence.

I am SO SAD that True Blood wasn't all about Jason and Andy's crimefighting adventures. Why would you make Jason Stackhouse a cop and then not give him any cop-related storylines? Boooo.

[froodle]

If he WASN'T a cop, then the goatee would be stupid and have no purpose, BUT as a cop, clearly Jason needs the goatee to help him look mildly less useless at cop-being than he would otherwise appear.

True Blood would be so much better if there was LESS STUFF TO DO WITH VAMPIRES. And witches, and fairies, and basically ALL THE SUPERNATURAL THINGS. Including the crazy Hotshot werepanthers, who I would have been willing to tolerate if only the FX for the panthers were about as convincing as the animatronic cat playing Salem in Sabrina the Teenage Witch.

[itsjustc.livejournal.com]

True Blood would be so much better if there was LESS STUFF TO DO WITH VAMPIRES. And witches, and fairies, and basically ALL THE SUPERNATURAL THINGS.

YAY! someone finally says what I've thought all along!

When you and others told me about the S3 Supernatural stuff I decided not to watch it! I couldn't be bothered! The S2 woman was stupid enough! and from what I've read of S4 with witches and stuff I'd hate it even more!

I really don't enjoy vampire stuff but I was all right with S1 and S2 as they weren't too vampirey (apart from the story of making Jessica into a vampire) but I definitely wasn't enjoying the supernatural storylines!

It's a real pity because I liked watching the programme I always thought it was written well with enough none-supernatural stuff to keep my interest. Plus I always enjoy a bit of telepathy and shapeshifting (I enjoy 'super powers' - they're different to 'supernatural')

[froodle]

Ugh, the fairies are SO LAME. Their costumes and world and prosthetics are like something out of early SG1, and they could get away with it because it was a) the nineties and b) on network TV, but with 2012's technology and HBOs budget, there is NO REASON for the TrueBlood fairies to look that embarrasingly cheesy.

Also, there's a whole amnesia thing with Eric and then he and Sookie have BEAUTIFUL LOVE except it isn't AT ALL because without his personality he's basically just a giant goofus in Eric's giant body and Hoyt and Jessica have somehow been replaced by HUGE ANNOYING DICKS who happen to look like Hoyt and Jessica and really it's just terrible. Jason and his goatee are literally the ONLY beautiful thing happening. Oh, and Terry. I do like Terry. He only shows up for a couple of minutes each episode, though.