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The Dark Knight, dudes! How hot was Cillian Murphy? For serious. He should have been in it way more. And no, Snithy, he was not puffy of face or retaining water or pregnant or any other sick thing you want to say. He was beautiful, and you suck.
Two Face was so stupid. Not the character or the actor, I mean the way the messed-up bit of his face was done. I mean, first of all, if you were in a fire that ate away most of your cheek, you'd be lucky not to slip into shock and die from the agony. Even if you did survive, you'd certainly lose your sight in that eye, and you'd be so whacked out on painkillers that you'd sleep for the whole rest of the movie. And even if you could somehow function without painkillers after a burn that bad, if you did go wandering around a big city with a huge open fucking wound on your face, you would totally get an infection and die. He looked like Jack at the end of American Werewolf in London, only annoying and screechy instead of funny and porn-watching. Chill the fuck out and watch some porn, Harvey.
Nurse Joker is fully awesome. Huzzah for inappropriate skipping and man-socks combined with sexy nurse dresses. I think it's pretty clear that I need some form of Nurse Joker layout.
Cops in Gotham are deeply stupid. That bit with the 'phone in the dudes belly? Yeah, I'm just sayin', if you'd watched American Gothic, you'd have seen that shit coming. Doctor Matt and Lucas Buck would never have fallen for such a thing.
Batbale is stupid also. Why does he talk in his Batman voice to Racheal? She fully knows who you are, dude! Stop disguising your voice! He is a dorkus malorkus.
In other news, the Southernator and I celebrated Heathfest '08 with 10 Things I Hate About You and A Knight's Tale, the Southernator proved how much she fails at life by perving wrongly during TDK and forcing me to slap her, and also by not admitting the awesomeness of Numb3rs (another reason she has been removed from her position of power at the League of Hot) and we saw the WETA exhibition at the Royal Armouries and were confused by the random Poodle of Sauron armor. Also I totally broke my vow not to buy any more books or DVDs or random junk until such time as I have bought new shelves to hold them, and now I have to eat hobos for next two months. Fortunately they are drug-addled and easy to catch. I would like to add that really this is Snithy's fault, as she did not do as a true friend would and stop me, even after I graciously agreed to allow Robert Downey Junior be joint third with The Colin in the League of Hot. I even gave him his holy name - The Downey. I feel it says all that needs to be said.
Two Face was so stupid. Not the character or the actor, I mean the way the messed-up bit of his face was done. I mean, first of all, if you were in a fire that ate away most of your cheek, you'd be lucky not to slip into shock and die from the agony. Even if you did survive, you'd certainly lose your sight in that eye, and you'd be so whacked out on painkillers that you'd sleep for the whole rest of the movie. And even if you could somehow function without painkillers after a burn that bad, if you did go wandering around a big city with a huge open fucking wound on your face, you would totally get an infection and die. He looked like Jack at the end of American Werewolf in London, only annoying and screechy instead of funny and porn-watching. Chill the fuck out and watch some porn, Harvey.
Nurse Joker is fully awesome. Huzzah for inappropriate skipping and man-socks combined with sexy nurse dresses. I think it's pretty clear that I need some form of Nurse Joker layout.
Cops in Gotham are deeply stupid. That bit with the 'phone in the dudes belly? Yeah, I'm just sayin', if you'd watched American Gothic, you'd have seen that shit coming. Doctor Matt and Lucas Buck would never have fallen for such a thing.
Batbale is stupid also. Why does he talk in his Batman voice to Racheal? She fully knows who you are, dude! Stop disguising your voice! He is a dorkus malorkus.
In other news, the Southernator and I celebrated Heathfest '08 with 10 Things I Hate About You and A Knight's Tale, the Southernator proved how much she fails at life by perving wrongly during TDK and forcing me to slap her, and also by not admitting the awesomeness of Numb3rs (another reason she has been removed from her position of power at the League of Hot) and we saw the WETA exhibition at the Royal Armouries and were confused by the random Poodle of Sauron armor. Also I totally broke my vow not to buy any more books or DVDs or random junk until such time as I have bought new shelves to hold them, and now I have to eat hobos for next two months. Fortunately they are drug-addled and easy to catch. I would like to add that really this is Snithy's fault, as she did not do as a true friend would and stop me, even after I graciously agreed to allow Robert Downey Junior be joint third with The Colin in the League of Hot. I even gave him his holy name - The Downey. I feel it says all that needs to be said.
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Even though you are wrong and have a thing for pregnant chino wearing men, I will do you a layout at the weekend - im nice like that.
PS. I wasn;t perving!
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Cillian Murphy is not pregnant and does not wear chinos, and I don;t want to talk about the other, and you suck more than Corey Haim is ugly. YES SO MUCH SUCK IZ YOU!
I think my exact words were "tidal wave of perve". Seriously, you fail at not being a deviant.
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Wow thats a lot, doesn;t change the fact you fancy a chino wearing pregnant man
I know, I learnt from the best
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You're just mad because Cillian gets to bear ickle Batbales and Heath doesn't. And he never wore chinos. You're a thpooky thpoon.
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whatever thupid
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You thuck, dude. Theriouthly.
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no YOU thuck
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