froodle | (no subject)

Entry tags:

(no subject)

Aah, this is the reason I read fanfics. Kiss of Moonlight is a delightfully son-con Campula/Velkan piece, with a nice, big NC-17 rating, which we all I know I love.

Mmm, satisfying.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go bask in the afterglow. And watch some old episodes of Angel. I just love seeing him be all badass. Damn it, I'm such a Lindsey!

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

*pointlaughs* Ha! you have stupid hair.

p.s. windfall = new word for cousin, or significantly younger and probably hidden varlet or same sex male lover

Not in the 'stupid hair' sense. In the 'getting perverse pleasure from watching Angel kick ass/get his ass kicked/kick my ass' sense.

Well, maybe not the last one. I'm not that much of a Lindsey.

Also I'm not short, one-handed or from Texas.

hahahhahaha you;'re So from Texas.

I'm not.

But if I was, I'd rather be Lindsey than Fred.

Because Lindsey's pain was fun to laugh at, whereas Fred was annoying even when she was dying.

fred's accent.

Hmm...

I dunno, I think Lindsey's was worse. More hickish.

Not to mention, he drives the Pickup Truck of Unrequited Lust.

but the pickup... etc had a sign on the back.

and fred's is Far worse
and what is wrong with these people that they have to hire from texas?

In their defence, Amy Acker is a bloody good actress, and Christian Kane can sing and isn't as bad as, say, James Marsters.

Plus, would rather have Lindsey's accent than Angel's Irish one.

(to quote a certain troll) "you just had to bring this to the next Freakiest Level, didnt you!"
why angel's accent. we were So happy without it.

You know what I like about Angel's Irish accent? It always heralds the retrun of the hair extensions of DOOM. I love his fluffy Angelus hair. So fluffy.

but what about my son?

You have a son?

no.

that was your cue to say "he'll make a fine dessert"

Nah. Lindsey will make a fine dessert. Mm, tiny Texan.

'Cause I do feel sorry for him, in a mocking, giggling, gleefully malicious way.

texan with ice cream. absolutely.

as long as prince charming is playing the background

Bwah! No way. Adam Ant + Texas = wrong.

Hmm, now I want to read Angel/Lindsey slash. Proper slash, not Lindsey is a lovesick mopey loser with bad hair-slash. 'Cause that's just the show.

wouldnt the slash, or shouldnt it, slightly reflect the show.
at leasta little bit.
i.e. how the hell are you going to get non-mope-linds'

without breaking few laws of physics of course

Well, he doesn't have to be completely mope-free. I just meant that he'd actually get the Angel-sex, instead of everyone else getting the Angel-sex and laughing at Lindsey because he's the only one that doesn't.

Apart from Gunn, but see afore-mentioned homie rule.

YES.

you know this has been written.
somewhere

Yeah, but it's probably on FF.net. I want proper, well-written slash. And mention of the homie rule.

yeah but it deserves to be on le ffnet. (la french!) because it is by its very nature punishable in the ineffable plan

True, true. Lindsey having Angel-sex is against all rules of God, Man and Moomin.

STOP MENTIONING THAT!

Mentioning what?

Lindsey? Angel? Angel-sex? Lindsey-and-Angel-sex? God? Man?

...

Moomin?

How is Stephulen these days?

*snerk*

*kickpunch*

if you mention anything with a purple curtain again...!

*waves finger in vague but threatening motion*

i'll..i'll set my crowley on you!

*shrug*

I'll set Zirah on you. And I'll totally win.

Anyway, it wasn't a curtain, it's a dress.

yeah but... but.... go away. using Zirah is cheating.

and it was a curtain and stephen would never wear a curtain, unless it was finely tailored.

No more cheating than your Angel/Aziraphale combination last night. Which is totally cheating.

And it's a dress and Stephen will wear anything, though as a hippy, he naturally prefers to be naked.

in conclusion: cheating.

yeah but that's unicross. you're crossing cannon with AUfandom.
its not possible i tells ya.
because then, the crowley that you're setting him on becomes caphiel and he wouldnt. not even the "slightly crazed" zirah would do it.

tell me he wouldnt.

noooo. stephen only wears a dress for jack. and the hemulen knows no jack. thus is evil.

Surely if you crossed AU fandom with canon, it would be like crossing a half-Irish person with a wholy English person - eventually you breed the Irish right out of the bloodline. Maybe we could breed the crazy out of Zirah.

And... no, you're right. He totally wouldn't. Poor, broken Zirah.

I think you forget the existence of Moominjack, father of Moomins everywhere.

now that's interesting. say english was white paint and irish was black. if you mix exactly half white and black you get quite a dark grey, mix that with the same amount of white and its still grey.

i.e. you'd have to add blatesloads to get it anywhere near as white as the original.

also. moominjack doesnt count because he doesn't appreciate the beauty of playing with biro.

1: Stop talking like a townie.

2: If Lindsey is Tom, and Angel is Jack, then Fred is Diana. Because I say so.

The other characters take it in turns to be Stephen, naturally.

who's stephen first?
i can see a big argument coming out over this.

also. wouldnt he just sort of naturally be coveted by wesley
who being psuedo-english would completely greed him.

Doyle, because he's Irish.

Then Cordy, because she's a bitch.

Then Wes, because he's a dork.

And finally Spike, because he's sulky.

Did I miss anyone?

yeah. you did.

Who?

i was troicking you into being irish and brougey

Bloody Connor. He ruined everything, you know.

I mean, yes, he came good in the last episode, but before that I had two fucking years of him destroying the show.

I hate him so much worse than Fred or Wesley.

nonoononon fred is So the worst.

she = evil incarnate. the Accent! i urge you to think of the accent!

But Connor. With the baby and the screaming and the teenager and the whining and the angst and everything.

Damn you Wesley, why didn't you let Angel kill the brat?

because all babies are like that. they shit, they scream, they eat.

they gradually piece together an idea of the world, creating then using a perception that will be used for the rest of their lives.

it was necessary for connor to act as he did, so he could see his daddy's reaction and turn into (once passing the ineffable teenage stage) a coolass fighterman.

wesley, while being the hugest prick in the world, understood this, and its importance.

But why did it have to take him three goddamn seasons? For one episode of cool. Okay, two - I liked him in the Sahjahn episode.

Not to mention, I got a laugh out of the fact that, once again, despite his noble intentions, Wesley is an utter prick.

Though I did want to hug Angel at the end of that episode. Poor sad Angel.

YES. lets...hug.him.

and maybe those "three goddamned seasons" were written by marti noxon who was then overruled by the Affiliated, Nefarious and Gluttonous Elitist Legion fangirls.

*wanders off whistling "we are monkeys" by travis"

...
.....
.......

Was that an Angel is Fat joke?

no. an anachronym.

Affiliated, Nefarious and Gluttonous Elitist Legion fangirls.

or whatever those things are called.

It totally was.

Bitchmonkey.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

(no subject)

this is a godsen... answered praye... windfall. definately windfall.

Re: this is a godsen... answered praye... windfall. definately windfall.

Re: this is a godsen... answered praye... windfall. definately windfall.

Re: this is a godsen... answered praye... windfall. definately windfall.

Re: this is a godsen... answered praye... windfall. definately windfall.

Re: this is a godsen... answered praye... windfall. definately windfall.

Re: this is a godsen... answered praye... windfall. definately windfall.

Re: this is a godsen... answered praye... windfall. definately windfall.

Re: this is a godsen... answered praye... windfall. definately windfall.

Re: this is a godsen... answered praye... windfall. definately windfall.

Re: this is a godsen... answered praye... windfall. definately windfall.

Re: this is a godsen... answered praye... windfall. definately windfall.

Re: this is a godsen... answered praye... windfall. definately windfall.

Re: this is a godsen... answered praye... windfall. definately windfall.

Re: this is a godsen... answered praye... windfall. definately windfall.

Re: this is a godsen... answered praye... windfall. definately windfall.

Re: this is a godsen... answered praye... windfall. definately windfall.

Re: this is a godsen... answered praye... windfall. definately windfall.

Re: this is a godsen... answered praye... windfall. definately windfall.

Re: this is a godsen... answered praye... windfall. definately windfall.

Re: this is a godsen... answered praye... windfall. definately windfall.

Re: this is a godsen... answered praye... windfall. definately windfall.

Re: this is a godsen... answered praye... windfall. definately windfall.

Re: this is a godsen... answered praye... windfall. definately windfall.

Re: this is a godsen... answered praye... windfall. definately windfall.

Re: this is a godsen... answered praye... windfall. definately windfall.

Re: this is a godsen... answered praye... windfall. definately windfall.

Re: this is a godsen... answered praye... windfall. definately windfall.

Re: this is a godsen... answered praye... windfall. definately windfall.

Re: this is a godsen... answered praye... windfall. definately windfall.

Re: this is a godsen... answered praye... windfall. definately windfall.

Re: this is a godsen... answered praye... windfall. definately windfall.

Re: this is a godsen... answered praye... windfall. definately windfall.

Re: this is a godsen... answered praye... windfall. definately windfall.

Re: this is a godsen... answered praye... windfall. definately windfall.

Re: this is a godsen... answered praye... windfall. definately windfall.

Re: this is a godsen... answered praye... windfall. definately windfall.

Re: this is a godsen... answered praye... windfall. definately windfall.

Re: this is a godsen... answered praye... windfall. definately windfall.

Re: this is a godsen... answered praye... windfall. definately windfall.

Re: this is a godsen... answered praye... windfall. definately windfall.

Re: this is a godsen... answered praye... windfall. definately windfall.

windfall. totally windfall. in conclusion: windfall.

Re: windfall. totally windfall. in conclusion: windfall.

Re: windfall. totally windfall. in conclusion: windfall.

Re: windfall. totally windfall. in conclusion: windfall.