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Okay, why did nobody tell me That 70's Show was so awesome? I bought it because it was on sale and I vaguely recalled Ashton Kutcher wearing many a tight shirt and reminding me of a guy I had a crush on in college. I didn't expect to be sitting there howling with laughter or squealing over how adorable Fez is.

And I certainly didn't expect to be having a religious experiance, unless Ashton Kutcher's waxed manchest was involved in some form. You see, lately, I've been going through something of a spiritual crisis. I've been worried. There are times when I think that I might be shallow, that in my never-ending quest to watch pretty boys kissing and occaisonally murder small children, I could be missing out on the better things in life. Who knows, there could be more to the Star Wars prequel than Hayden Christensen in black leather and eyeliner. It might be about good, and evil, and the importance of protected sex and not falling into lava like a total dumbass.

And then, just when I'm begining to doubt myself, WHAM! The heavens open, and God says unto me, "Behold, young Froodle, I give you Eric Foreman and that kid from Third Rock From The Sun that you had a crush on, snogging!" Don't you see? This proves that I'm following the right path; God doesn't want me to care about the nature of the soul or the state of the world - he just wants me to watch Joseph Gorden Levitt snogging other men.

Also, I think Smallville would be massively improved if we just replaced Clark with a super-powered Kelso, Lana with Jackie and ~~Lex with Fez~~ let the good times roll.

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1. I did tell you! plus it has Ashton in it so of course it would be awesome evenif it sucked...

2. You're wrong, it IS all about the leather amnd eyeliner *nods*

3. *wake me up before you go go*
What programme you talking about? I want to see pretty men kissing

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1: Yeah, but you like Elvis, the OC and Queer as Folk, so your taste is automatically suspect. Plus you actually admitted to finding Bo Stifler hotter than Kelso, a crime among red-blooded females. Even lesbians prefer Kelso! Stifler's eyebrows don't even match his hair, pfft.

2: When you get right down to it, what in life isn't ultimately about black leather and eyeliner?

3: It's in an episode of That 70's Show, I shit you not. Eric is chemistry partners (wink wink, nudge nudge) with JGL, who has some kind of car that is cool, and Eric starts spending loads of time with him and you totally think it's going to be one of those lame stories about not being friends with rich people just so you can borrow their stuff, because it's mean, and then they come out of the movie theatre and they'r in the car of cool and talking and suddenly, WHAM! There's snogging!

No way, you'll make it all monged or something.

1. All the good things in life! and hey you havent even seen the oc so dont get like that with me missy!
Stifflers hot and Kelso likes cows - you do the math

2. Beats me, in fact When I get into power I'm going to demand it.

3. Cool! you have GOT to lend me that episode - reminds me of my R/S fic I'm reading at the mo

Cant be more monged then it is now - besides I will give you Jayne

Yeah, but you'll have touched him with your Desperate Dan-loving hands...

1: No, no, no - Stiffler likes cows, remember? Because he's Bo? And Bo loves him some cows.

2: I think there should be a law that black leather and eyeliner are freely available to the general public. Except, you know, the stupid ones.

3: I will once I finish watching the DVD - it's so good! And Kelso is all annoyed that JGL hit on Eric instead of him, and Fez totally has a gaydar and JGL starts discussing the merits of Eric/Hyde and it;s just hi-larious and I'm gonna go read some fic now... *runs off*

1. But Stiffler isn't really Bo... Throw another shrimp on the barbie

2. and the ugly ones and clive

3. NO talk to me!

I promise you can change if if you dont like it

I won't know how!

Well I will change it for you then.

Dude your layot is ugly and its been bothering me for ages!

At least my comments page isn't all mongified!

1: He's Bo Stifler. An unholy alliance of Stifler and some kind of made-in-Hong Kong version of Bo. (Also, I think I know why the Kents couldn't have kids of their own - how tight were those jeans?!)

2: Well obviously Clive is denied all the rights most people take for granted. Access to oxygen, for example.

3: Alright, but only because I can't find anything and I'm frightened of the Pitt.

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I'm still trying to find that Jayne one - but if you like any of the above I will put it up for you

touche - besides I changed it again :P

1. Bo Stifler - I like the sounds of that, plus he is pretty and boy those jeans look good on him *sigh*

2. I have na image of him in my head wearing leather and eyeliner now and its YOUR FAULT

3. I feel slightly naucious now

1: They looked better on the real Bo. Plus he had that cute fluffy blonde hair, aww!

2: ...aaaand now so do I. You go to the Speicla Hell for this, whore!

3: Because of the Pitt or That 70's Show slash or the horror discussed above?

Do you remember Touche Turtle? He was a cool sword-fighting turtle. Man, it would rock to be him.

Firstly, when you are as pretty as Ashton Kutcher, disguising the pretty with an uglyass beard should be illegal.

Secondly, why would I want Captain Nostrils, who I barely tolerate as it is, on my LJ?

Thirdly, the Jack one is too red and looks like a lame overexposed photograph by some A Level photography student trying to be "artistic".

And fourthly... that other one is too much of a Goth cliche even for me.

1. Real Bo had fluffy blonde hair

2. At least you get to suffer with me

3. The horror discussed above definitely

MY EYES

1: That's who I meant. Bo Stiffler just had weird flippy hair, like Chloe from Smallville.

2: But I'm the innocent victim in this, so I don't have to go to Hell for it. Of course, there is the little matter of all my other sins, but I can always repent later.

3: The horror. The horrible, horrible horror!

I preferred Hong Kong phooey = hey do you remember Top Cat?!

Hong Kong Phooey was a dick. The only reason he was successful was because his sidekicks did all the work. Lame.

And Top Cat was a dude. It would rock to be Top Cat too. I wish I was a suave hat-wearing hobocat.

I like the beard, reminds me of Gale

True

I thought exactly the same

Really?

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