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I just finished decorating my Halloween tree. It is awesome and has plastic pumpkins with smily faces on. I am feeling very festive and proud of myself.

Except that now I'm trying to get my Escaflowne to transform into a dragon and it's fucking Robot-head keeps falling off. KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Going to eat pie.

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I'm trying to get my Escaflowne to transform into a dragon and it's fucking Robot-head keeps falling off.

And now I'm picturing that actually happening in an episode. Van is cursing. Dilandau is laughing...

Dude! that should so have happened and then folken could be all smirky and 'should be on the side of the Genius mechanic' face only it would just be his normal expression because he's got lesbian catgirls and lets face it, that's fairly unbeatable.

p.s. if they Did put it in an episode they would So make it happen to Dilandau.

if they Did put it in an episode they would So make it happen to Dilandau.

Poor guy, he never gets a break.

except at the flammable chemicals shop which is doing a 2 for 1 discount on all burny things for tyranical overlord's 15 year old pet pyromanic general type things
oh and that one time that Van broke his face.

tyranical overlord's 15 year old pet pyromanic

Curse you. Now I am picturing Dilandau in a collar with a lead >_>

Oh God, I can so imagine that. The long, awkward silence after it falls, while Van and the Dragonslayers just kind of stare at each other. Gatti coughs awkwardly. Miguel shuffles uncomfortably and looks at his feet...

Oh please, he loves it.

Is that worse than having your Gymelef randomly explode, stranding you in the middle of a burning city in nothing but your undies?

Just, you know, wonderin'.

...Chesta's eyes start welling up, just from contact embarrassment...

Poor Chesta. He always was too delicate to be a Dragonslayer.

Bless him. He's the cutest of all of them :P

Actually........you're probably right >_>

Ha! one up in the "inducing creepy mental images to other people's brains" stakes.

dilandau keeps him so there's someone girlier than him around.

Delicate isn't the same as girly. Dilandau's effeminate in the same way a woman raging with PMS on a planet entirely devoid of chocolate is effeminate.

Dilandau in a collar and chain isn't creepy. It's hot.

Unless you're Van, in which case it is a cruel torment to see something you'll never have.

*grins*

Damn, now I need me some Escaflowne smut.

More uke!Dilandau is just what this world needs :)

Damn straight. Unfortunatly, decent, Allen-free Escaflowne smut was a rare creature even when the fandom was shiny and new, and oh my God is that Girlycard and Seras in your icon?

I read a great Van/Dilandau novel-length fic by

air_and_angels back when I was new to the fandom (about the first yaoi fic I ever read, I think) but alas that is no longer available online as far as I know :(

And yes.

...Interesting analogy...XD

Dilandau in a collar and chain isn't creepy. It's hot.

...She's right, I'm afraid XP

Gender-specific descriptions just take on that extra dimension when you're dealing with Dillikins.

The coconut hat hurts me in my brain.

I remember reading a Folken/Dilandau fic way back when; I think it was by someone called SilverFoxFyre, but I was never able to find it after that one time, and sometimes I think I dreamt it.

Nowadays, I have Didodikali's Four Minutes and the endlessly funny (and eternally unfinished) The Gay Swordsman to fall back on, and that's about it.

I liked Miguel. He always seemed to be the only Dragonslayer actually possessing a backbone.

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