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[froodle]

On my break at work, I like to race kettles. We have two in the break room, and sometimes I fill them up and see which one boils fastest. Sometimes I cheat and put more water in one than the other, and I like to imagine the loser kettle crying because I've deliberately sabotaged him.

Because in my world, kettles have genders.

Comments

[saiyuki-goku.livejournal.com]

Froodle? You never fail to amaze and confound. Yet, so cruel...how...how could you do that to a kettle?

[froodle]

I hate that kettle. The filter always falls out when I'm trying to pour from it. It deserves everything that it gets.

[clay-mans-maker.livejournal.com]

you're a sick sick person.

dear god i hope carson is the fluffy one (http://www.livejournal.com/community/wraithsteve/28422.html#cutid1)

also. satan says hi, see you soon etc, and that he's bought in some new electrified fencin' for the fangirl hormone enclosure and something about how you can "suck on tha't" oh and also would you prefer pink cushions or blue to match a green sofa?

...is it just me or has satan got a southern accent?

[froodle]

The kettles were asking for it. Bastard kettles.

No, no, Carson is the Scottish Doctor. He's an actual medical doctor. Fluffy-Haired Doctor is the scientist with the glasses.

Tell Satan to go with the blue cushions, and that some Fangirl Hormones are masochistic and will just use the fence for Naughty Things until it shorts out and all the other Fangirl Hormones escape and assimilate every damned soul in the place.

PS You're a gay bread.

[clay-mans-maker.livejournal.com]

YOU're a cigarette