froodle | (no subject)

So as it turns out, the Isle of Man does not appear on any of SHIELDs maps. Supervillains! Come to us! Plenty of arable land so your secret base can be self-sustaning, and due to a combination of our proximity to Chernobyl and a huge problem with inbreeding, you won't need fancy genetic modifications to create an army of sub-human monsters - simply hire the locals. Cheap and efficient! Though of course webbed hands do make it harder to operate a death ray effectively...

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BTW have you got any of the cakes I've thrown over towards IOM? I would hate all that hard work I did to be laying at the bottom of the sea or laying in a field somewhere or have been eaten by a pony!

Oh my God, Idris Elba in pony form has totally been stealing my cakes! Probably all my milk too, and then hogging the steam field rides so none of the bunnies or other ponies can ride them!