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[froodle]

Have finished reading Watership Down, and I have the following things to say:

1) Dandelion's stories were brilliant, especially 'The Black Rabbit' and 'Fairy Wogdog', but for very different reasons.

2) Bigwig is so damn cool! I wonder if it's still socially acceptable to fancy rabbits...

3) Why does the fieldmouse have an Italian accent?

4) Yay for subtle Sherlock Holmes references!

5) "A rabbit can no more refuse to tell a story than an Irishman can refuse to fight". Teehee.

6) Again, Bigwig is so damn cool. His sarcasm and general hard-as-nails-ness. Not to mention, he fought Woundwort and won! Because he's so great. And he called Strawberry a fop, which was funny. Not to mention: "Silverweed, eh? Well, I'll keep Silver, and he can be just plain Weed."

7) Bluebell amuses me, though it must be said, I'm suprised he got into the Owsla with a name like that.

I want a rabbit now. I'll call him Thlayli.

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would a bar-be-que be involved?

[clay-mans-maker.livejournal.com]

4.) point them out to me.

7.) they were running short, he is in the pink patrol.
and didnt you notice. they were all named after plants.

except hrair.

5.) *snigger* stupid irishmen.

Re: would a bar-be-que be involved?

[clay-mans-maker.livejournal.com]

mental image: bluebell in drag, with thlayli obviously because his name just brings to mind a huge backcombed blonde thing.
also blokes in drag = *welshvoice* shithot.

maybe they had like pole dancing and stuff in their little bunny gay clubs and all the owsla would be like. "you! underaged bunny! my chambers, Now!"
cause y'know, they're like that.

Re: would a bar-be-que be involved?

[froodle]

Dude, no! Thlayli in drag is just wrong.

Silver, however, was gayer than a March hare.

Hey, do you suppose rabbits say that? And then the hares get all uppity about the rabbits calling them gay?

And YES. Pipkin = totally the under-age slutbunny of the Owsla. Probably why Hazel was so protective of Fiver, too.

Can the gay bunnies wear leather?

Re: would a bar-be-que be involved?

[clay-mans-maker.livejournal.com]

YES
YES
YES
and YEEEEEESSSS!!!!!!!!

also: fiver = arsebandit.

Re: would a bar-be-que be involved?

[froodle]

I would have said that it was more a case of his arse being a target for arsebandits, rather than him being one himself.

Re: would a bar-be-que be involved?

[clay-mans-maker.livejournal.com]

well, yes.

but im pretty sure the defintions are pretty meaningless.

to a retard like you.

Re: would a bar-be-que be involved?

[froodle]

I'm a lawyer, fuckwittington. Words are all I have.

Re: would a bar-be-que be involved?

[clay-mans-maker.livejournal.com]

*points and laughs*

no but really. goodbye.

Re: would a bar-be-que be involved?

[froodle]

4) No, go read the books yourself, you lazy, Stuart Little 2 watching whore.

7) Maybe the Sandleford warren was on some kind of politically-correct, equal-opportunity, minority-sensitive crusade, and Captain Holly was forced to let Bluebell in.

I bet on the weekends they had to do cabaret and drag acts and stuff.

Can you imagine Bigwig's reaction?

Poor, poor Thlayli.