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[froodle]

I have a pet lily. He lives in a glass vase and is covered with blue sparkles. I call him Hephestion.

I've decided, what I really need this year is a hobbit. Someone to carry all my shopping, do my cooking and cleaning, sing and dance for my edutainment, and stand around being cute when not otherwise occupied. Not Frodo, though. I can do without listening to him whine on about how he can't do my laundry because his Weathertop wound is hurting, or he can't carry my books because his gold bling is weighing him down. Maybe something in a Pippin...

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[clay-mans-maker.livejournal.com]

*mental image of the maturin trying to draw hephaestion/alexanderflowers'cuddlefest*

.....*blink*..........

*choked sob du fangirly overload*

[froodle]

And Jack would be all like, WTF!face, and Stephen would be all like, OMGSSSSHH! And Alexander!lily and Hephestion!lily would be all like, *continues cudding obliviously* and it would all be very aww-worthy.

mmmmmmm sparkles

[clay-mans-maker.livejournal.com]

and stephen would be all *adds little hearts around drawing*
and jack would be all *blink*
and stephen would be totally *draws obscene little stick-flowers and hints in obscure fashion*
and i would be all "SHAG you Bastards! it's Christmas FFS"