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[froodle]

I have a pet lily. He lives in a glass vase and is covered with blue sparkles. I call him Hephestion.

I've decided, what I really need this year is a hobbit. Someone to carry all my shopping, do my cooking and cleaning, sing and dance for my edutainment, and stand around being cute when not otherwise occupied. Not Frodo, though. I can do without listening to him whine on about how he can't do my laundry because his Weathertop wound is hurting, or he can't carry my books because his gold bling is weighing him down. Maybe something in a Pippin...

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[froodle]

I already have a Merry - belated birthday present from El Siblingo Attractivo. Very cute and almost perfect, apart from a tendancy to incite houseplants to random acts of violence. Excels in waistcoat-wearing and tummy-cuteness.

And no Boromirs, ever. Nobody needs a fucking klepto around the house. Besides, if you get a Boromir, sooner or later you have to buy a Faramir, and suddenly half your paycheque is going on tissues and they're not even being used for wanking. Faramirs are just too high maintenance.

Besides, think of all the money I'll save with my very own hobbit-soap-making factory. Mmm, hobbits.

[clay-mans-maker.livejournal.com]

you could even sell the scentyfreshness
there's a Huge market for anything pervy and hobbitish.

which is all well an good but with the truth of the boromir=klepto a sharpe would make a very fine ornament

*blissful grin* mmmmsharpe.

p.s. blue sparkles. nice touch.
*gives you New lily with PINK sparkles named bagoas the sinfully tartish*

[froodle]

sharpe would make a very fine ornament

Oh great. Now I have this image of Sharpe sitting on top of a Christmas tree, complete with harp, halo and "somebody will die for this" scowl.

Hephestion!lily: OMG HOR! *beats the crap out of Bagoas!lily*
Merry: *stands by and offers encouragement*
Bagoas!lily: *is keeled*
Froodle: *buys lily with GOLD sparkles and calls it Alexander*
Hephestion!lily and Alexander!lily: *flowery cuddlefest*

[clay-mans-maker.livejournal.com]

can flowers cuddle? seriously. that's like the ultimate nature question.

and omg wouldnt the alexander!lily get slapped alot by hephaestion!lily because he had pink sparkles on him.

[froodle]

A question that has baffled scientists throughout the ages.

And no, because Hephestion!lily is loving and full of forgiveness.

[clay-mans-maker.livejournal.com]

*mental image of the maturin trying to draw hephaestion/alexanderflowers'cuddlefest*

.....*blink*..........

*choked sob du fangirly overload*

[froodle]

And Jack would be all like, WTF!face, and Stephen would be all like, OMGSSSSHH! And Alexander!lily and Hephestion!lily would be all like, *continues cudding obliviously* and it would all be very aww-worthy.

mmmmmmm sparkles

[clay-mans-maker.livejournal.com]

and stephen would be all *adds little hearts around drawing*
and jack would be all *blink*
and stephen would be totally *draws obscene little stick-flowers and hints in obscure fashion*
and i would be all "SHAG you Bastards! it's Christmas FFS"

[clay-mans-maker.livejournal.com]

also. MENTAL IMAGE OMGWTF!!LOLONE!!!

*patents '"somebody will die for this" scowl'*

[froodle]

You can't patent it, Sean Bean already patented it. Scowl, little Yorkshireman, scowl!

[clay-mans-maker.livejournal.com]

well i can patent "harder than a blind lesbian's nipples at a fish market" instead then. seein' as i got all these patent forms all ready an all.