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[froodle]

BLARGHH! Why is it so hard to be alive? Always having to do things, brush hair, brush teeth, listen to people talk, eat food, take baths, do laundry, wear clothes, get clothes dirty, do more laundry... why can't I just watch My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic in my underwear and people will periodically come by and give me baby oranges and coffee so I don't starve to death?

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[duh-i-read.livejournal.com]

This is something i ask myself every day. Though replace MLP with all the shows I love.

[froodle]

I'd suggest that we start some kind of pressure group that pressures life into being less hard, but I fear the time spent campaigning for more time to laze in underwear would, in an ironic twist of fate, use up YET MORE of our already limited underwear-lazing time.

[duh-i-read.livejournal.com]

True. Best to just used said time for prime underwear/tv time.

[froodle]

At least until someone invents a machine that turns human will into energy and we can just THINK life into being better.

[incandescens]

Applejack would Not Approve.

[froodle]

Applejack, and indeed most of the Ponies, have a seriously unhealthy work ethic thing going on. I feel I would not do well in Ponyland. I hardly ever recycle or bake pies, for a start.

[incandescens]

Somehow I'm not convinced that they'd believe you have a Cutie Mark for dozing.

[froodle]

What about one for watching TV?

[incandescens]

Remind me to check your flanks next time I see you, whenever that is. ;)