I know, the picture with the stubble? Eee, so handsome! Although he doesn't seem to have aged since '92, which makes me suspect he may have access to a Foreverware stash of his own. Either that or he's got a picture somewhere in his house that is aging instead of him.

Dude, no. If you're gonna slash Jason Marsden, it has to be either with Will Friedle or with Omri Katz as Marshall and Dash X. That's like, the law.