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Yay, Batman Begins is out on Friday! I guess I will give Stinky Hannah her illegal pirate copy (complete with random person crying during that scene at the end where Dickhead McLoveinterest is breaking up with Angsty McBroodsalot, which actually had me convinced that Bruce was making little sobbing noises over being dumped ~~for Dawson Leery's forehead~~) back. Woolfie wants to borrow it anyway, and I suppose it's the least I can do, as the whole Desperate Dan thing is going to keep me amused for a good long while.

(For the record, I actually think Simon is very very pretty; I mean, he's no Jayne, but we can't all be be sexy man-ape-gone-wrong things. I just like winding Hannah up, since she takes such delight in tormenting me over Cricket.)

In further Simon-related news, I finally figured out what the fuck was going on in those last few minutes of Serenity;

It's a lovebot. It's a Simon-shaped lovebot. This has the twofold advantage of a) not making me sick with the whole Simon/Kaylee plethora of sick and wrongitude and b) allowing me to retain my respect for Kaylee as a mechanic who, let's face it, just invented the best damn vibrator the world has ever seen. I mean, who wouldn't want a Simon lovebot? I bet Mal has one.

Not Jayne, though. Jayne gets the real thing.

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Ummm . . . Why is the thought of a Simon love-bot preferable to the characters themselves getting it on?? Just curious. I think they're relationship and interactions are quite wonderful.

Because I find the whole thing annoying beyond belief. Firstly I am, in all seriousness, convinced Simon is gay. Secondly, he really doesn't seem that interested in the TV series, though admittedly he did seem more receptive in the movie. Thirdly, I love Kaylee, but as soon as she starts whinging on about Simon I just want to smack her. That bit in the series where Simon is moaning about wanting to go back to his hospital and Kaylee's like, "Isn't there anything you like out here? Anything at all?", I'm just like, "Damn it, woman, have some bloody self-respect!"

bleugh

filthy filthy hetero perv.
Filthy!

Can't I just be an allround perv?!

No. You go to the Special Hell with all the other dirty hetrosexuals.

Note how Simon is not there. Because he's GAY.

Whatever makes you sleep better at night :P

That would be Simon/Jayne porn. Of which I have a most tasty selection at this moment in time.

Now, do I want smut, or fluff, or smutty fluff, or fluffy smut, or shall I just read Tetchy again and squeal in joy?

No angst though. Jayne!Angst sucks.

bleurgh

Oh, you shut your filthy psycho-shaped head.

*nods*

Like a filthy planet made from... dirt!

a Dirty planet of .. filth!

...can we call it miranda?

No, fool! It is made of Filth, not Reavers.

Bleugh yourself, Snithy.

Also, we are meeting at 1 tomorrow, not 2, so we can eat and go see Serenity and HanR can join us in mocking you and your lust for Simon's chin (of DOOM!)

But I dont want to see it again! Im seeing it Friday :S how about I meet you for food then go back to the library.

You're so awkward changing the plans

No, you have to come! I promise not to laugh ~~too hard~~. Anyway, we're suposed to watch Firefly after.

Also: mmm Simontongue.

Seriously! I dont think I can handle seeing it 2 more times, as much as I love it, 4 times aready is taking its toll - watching firefly is good though so I can just meet you for that?

*siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh*

I guess that will be okay, although if you ask me, you're shirking your duties as a Jedi-cum-Browncoat by not seeing it as many times as you can while still being able to afford food.

You make tiny porn-reading Simon cry.

Well I wasnt the one who changed the plans! and I am technically seeing it 2 more times over reading week so dont say im shirking my duties! :P

So Whats happening then?

Hey, if you hadn;t skived off to get your pregnancy test results or whatever, you could have spoken up then!

Anyway, we shall meet at 1 as planned and eat foods and watch Firefly. It's better than the film anyway (SHIRTLESSJAYNEYAY!).

Touche

But you lot have planned to see serenity you cant just change their minds for them!

Well shut up we'll work something out. Stop being such a Quincy.

Well let me know in the morning then! I have to sleep now up at 8 for the library *sigh*(

1 o'clock, damn it! Be there!

ok ok dont get your knickers in a twist!

Park lane still?

Yup.

why am i the only one you hypnotise into doing things for you?

Because your brain is so very small and easily overwhelmed.

that is an illusion caused by my hair

Your tiny tiny Anakin hair.

Did I mention I have a Lego Darth Vader?

oh...my...god...

...is it a set?

No, but he does have tiny robot legs and his helmet comes off (and he has a PROPER Darth Vader head underneath, not a stupid Hayden head).

I need little Qui and Obi lego figures now.

do his arms and legs also come off?
heat sensitive glue prehaps? that's how i'd do it.

hey kids, boil vader and watch him regress to being dumped by obi wan. lowest point ever.

wouldnt you just put the obi wan and qui gonn figures in some sort of cake construct and block all exits so they can have tiny perverted lego sex?