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[froodle]

Having just been to see Serenity a second time, I would like to say that Mal is a dick, and that I desperatly need some kind of quote-bearing merchandise, possibly in the form of clothing. Thusly, I have taken it upon myself to create art the only way I know how: shoddily and in Paint.

















And my personal favourite, my absolute dream t-shirt, and the one I am guarenteed to never wear outside the house...

Comments

[froodle]

PS Your icon is dirty. Look at that pose! He's totally like, "Oh Jayne, teehee! You're so tall and fuzzy and manly-like!"

[dissident-dream.livejournal.com]

Yep - well yep to the dirty part anyway, i like to think that hes looking at me

[froodle]

Are you tall, fuzzy and some kind of man-ape-gone-wrong thing? No? Then he's not looking at you.

[dissident-dream.livejournal.com]

Ooops I accidentally clicked on the HET icon

[froodle]

Augh! It burns! It burns like lava melting my face off as though I was some kind of Hayden Christensen thing! THE PAIN! THE BADLY-EMOTED PAIN!

*rolls around on the floor screaming*

[dissident-dream.livejournal.com]

Aren't they cute!

[froodle]

You're going to Hell.

[dissident-dream.livejournal.com]

As long as Simon is there Im fine with that.

Off to read some HET PORN NOW

[froodle]

Simon doesn't go to Hell. Simon goes to Jaynestown. It's like a special Heaven just for pretty, GAY Doctors who like shiny waistcoats and doing naughty things with plastic dinosaurs.

Oh, and also? Read this.

[dissident-dream.livejournal.com]

plastic dinosaurs - what did they ever do to you!?

No its nasty Jayne/Simon porn

[froodle]

The dinosaurs are bringing joy to people. Wash would have wanted it this way.

GhostWash: No I didn't- AUGH MISTER POINTY WHHHHYYYY! *curls up in a corner and cries little ghosttears*

It's yummy Jayne/Simon porn. Plus Jayne fills Simon's room with fire-retardant foam. Funny and sexy!

[dissident-dream.livejournal.com]

I'm sure he wouldn't have!

LMAO

hmmm I may read it, but first Simon/Kaylee

[froodle]

Poor, dead, traumatised GhostWash. Nobody should see a Stegosaurus used like that. And it's not like he can kill himself to escape the pain, either.

Simon/Kaylee is the Devil's work! Every time somebody reads it, God kills a kitten. Do you want kitten-death on your conscience?

[dissident-dream.livejournal.com]

Trapped in a plasticy hell

I dont like cats

[froodle]

A disturbingly sticky plasticy hell.

Which incidently is the Hell of choice for cat-hating, het-shipping Jedi scum like yourself.

[dissident-dream.livejournal.com]

I'm not a Jedi damnit!

[froodle]

You wear brown. Brown is a hippy Jedi colour. Damn dirty Jedi.

[dissident-dream.livejournal.com]

Brown coat!

[froodle]

As I recall, most of the Browncoats died. The others became dickly Captains obsessed with having territorial pissing matches with hulking mercenaries and prissy doctors. Way to go, Captain Nostrils!