froodle: (pony)
...all long pig, all the time... ([personal profile] froodle) wrote2015-09-25 07:49 am

ugh

mandatory family fun health and safety picnic is today, ugh. no, i didnt make up the title, or the fact that its mandatory. historically I havent ever been a mean drunk, but then historically i dont drink alcohol or indeed spend any free time with people I hate, either.

and staying sober is just going to make it worse, because I AM mean sober, when my sober state coincides with me being forced to hang out in a carpark behind work, with portaloos right next to a bbq and, again, surrounded by people I would cheerfully murder if I was guaranteed to get off scott-free.

if you dont hear from me in the next few days, assume I never made it past the tall electrified volleyball nets, and avenge me. or im in jail.

fuck this place.

[identity profile] eviinsanemonkey.livejournal.com 2015-09-25 07:11 pm (UTC)(link)
passive aggressive rib eating sounds like an excellent life choice