I WAS SURPRISED BY HOW MUCH I DIDN'T HATE THE GOATEE. At first I was like, "oh, Jason was so distraught by Sookie's absence that he grew a SHITTY GOATEE in mourning. :(" But eventually I came to terms with its presence.

I am SO SAD that True Blood wasn't all about Jason and Andy's crimefighting adventures. Why would you make Jason Stackhouse a cop and then not give him any cop-related storylines? Boooo.