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[froodle]

Dear TV Licensing Officials,

Fuck. You.

If you honestly think I'm going to pay £121 a year for the pleasure of watching such quality programs as "Eastenders" and "All the Queen's Cooks", you're very much mistaken. I don't even have a TV aerial, because frankly, the amount of crap you put out has made it pointless for me to bother with television anymore.

If, by chance, you ever make a decent show, release it on DVD, because that is the only way you will get a single penny from me.

In closing, I advise you to fuck yourselves anally with a sharp-bladed instrument. Possibly something in an electric carving knife.

Yours hatefilledly,

Froodle

Comments

[imbeiaiel.livejournal.com]

Amen. I wouldn't mind putting up with a few adverts - now if the BBC could convince me that they can produce a sizable amount of decent drama/comedy/whatever I might be convinced. The only thing on the BBC I've watched for ages was "The Long Firm" and that was based on a novel so isn't exactly original programming. I'd love to know what they actually spent the money on.

you'd think they'd improve, to compete with the internet

[clay-mans-maker.livejournal.com]

drugs and grapes!

Re: you'd think they'd improve, to compete with the internet

[froodle]

No sweetie, that's what Channel 4 spend their advertising revenue on, which is why Channel 4 has quality programs like Black Books and the BBC has... abusive letters from me.

Re: you'd think they'd improve, to compete with the internet

[clay-mans-maker.livejournal.com]

please actually write that. and send it to them. and pay shego to use the knives on them.
*hopefulgrin*
mainly just for the funnyshego

Re: you'd think they'd improve, to compete with the internet

[froodle]

I'm seriously considering it, such is my anger at getting one of those "we will soon be visiting (your neighbourhood)" letters yesterday. They try setting foot in my apartment, they'll be flagging down passing ambulences with a fucking stump.

Hah! Shego vs TV Licensing Officials - I would pay good money to see that. Something in the region of £121 that I won't be using to buy a TV license.

Fuckers.

Re: you'd think they'd improve, to compete with the internet

[clay-mans-maker.livejournal.com]

Ha! tv people = lindseyclones. drakken style. i.e. cheap

i'd sacrifice my god to see that, but the jews beat me to it. god damned jews.
and jesus. damnit jesus. damn yourself. letting yerself get all crucified like that.

Re: you'd think they'd improve, to compete with the internet

[froodle]

Bah. They wish they could be Lindsey clones.

Though I might try throwing Coke over them just to see if they dissolve.