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...all long pig, all the time... ([personal profile] froodle) wrote2004-08-08 11:59 pm

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So, we didnt go to the cinema last night. Want to know why? Check out the Saturday showings at my local multi-plex:

13 Going On 30 (wank)

Before Sunset (having never seen 'Before Sunrise', have no idea what this is)

Fahrenheit 9/11 (because I care that the Americans have a dumbfuck President. Wait... no I don't)

Garfield: the Movie (there is No God)

Home on the Range (Disney = shit, and apparently even people who like Disney films thought this one was shit)

King Arthur (seen, don't want to see again)

New York Minute (Olsen twins. *shudder*)

Shrek 2 (not even Antonio Banderas + kitty makes up for Eddie Murphy, Cameron Diaz and Mike Myers in the same film)

Spiderman 2 (now own on DVD)

Stepford Wives (*insert rant about wacky "comedy" remakes here*)

Thunderbirds (hurts me in my soul)

Damn it. How can there be so many shit films in one place without a vortex being created and sucking the entire audience into a swirling mass of crappy acting?