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Bloody finally. Why does LJ insist on my password having numbers in it when that makes it so hard to remember?
Anyway, this week in brief:
Those Alex Rider novels; Yassen is either Alex's dad, or he fancies his pants off. Jury's still out on which is more likely - Horowitz doesn't seem like the kind of writer to push the boy-molesting envelope, but let us not forget that Yassen is ginger and nobody sleeps with ginger people*. Also, Alex is quite clearly not Russian.
Miami Vice sucks. I didn't want to believe it, but between Jamie Foxx's stupid painted-on hair and beard, Colin Farrel's 70's gay porn star moustache and goatee combo and the fact that the entire plot is basically Smuggler's Blues amped up and stretched over two hours, it's a dire viewing experiance. Also, playing a crappy remix cover version of In The Air Tonight is less of a shout-out and more a case of adding insult to injury. If there had been some aligator-related hijinx, or maybe if Gritty!Norties!Sonny and Rico had actually cracked a smile throughout the entire affair, I might have been a little less harsh, but as it is? For shame, Hollywood. For shame.
Alan Campbell's Scar Night should make it onto the To Be Read list of anyone with taste, anyone who likes fantasy, anyone who likes boys with wings, creepy religions, dystopian visions of the future, assassins, the devestating effects of biological warfare or, in fact, anything that is good.
*This has been scientifically proven. With science! Or at least with stern authoritarian figures wearing white coats.
Anyway, this week in brief:
Those Alex Rider novels; Yassen is either Alex's dad, or he fancies his pants off. Jury's still out on which is more likely - Horowitz doesn't seem like the kind of writer to push the boy-molesting envelope, but let us not forget that Yassen is ginger and nobody sleeps with ginger people*. Also, Alex is quite clearly not Russian.
Miami Vice sucks. I didn't want to believe it, but between Jamie Foxx's stupid painted-on hair and beard, Colin Farrel's 70's gay porn star moustache and goatee combo and the fact that the entire plot is basically Smuggler's Blues amped up and stretched over two hours, it's a dire viewing experiance. Also, playing a crappy remix cover version of In The Air Tonight is less of a shout-out and more a case of adding insult to injury. If there had been some aligator-related hijinx, or maybe if Gritty!Norties!Sonny and Rico had actually cracked a smile throughout the entire affair, I might have been a little less harsh, but as it is? For shame, Hollywood. For shame.
Alan Campbell's Scar Night should make it onto the To Be Read list of anyone with taste, anyone who likes fantasy, anyone who likes boys with wings, creepy religions, dystopian visions of the future, assassins, the devestating effects of biological warfare or, in fact, anything that is good.
*This has been scientifically proven. With science! Or at least with stern authoritarian figures wearing white coats.
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I've never met anyone named Dwayne, actually. And now I so want to see said top twenty. *holds hand out*
No, definitely not. If he were, in fact, Alexis Arquette, then he would be. Because I have pictures of him naked AND SPEAKING OF SO I HAVE NEKKID PICTURES OF MIAMI VICE ERA DON JOHNSON SO GET BACK ON-LINE SO I CAN SEND THEM TO YOU!
Slade is incredibly hot.
*stabs them for you*
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GET YOUR FUCKING INTERNET BACK, I MISS YOU AND YOUR LOVELY SNARK!
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I AM WORKING ON IT OMG! Maybe I'll get it back in exchange for Tribeslash... *holds out begging bowl hopefully*
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Enjoy. *squishes*
As for Tribeslash . . . give me The Tribe, and I shall give you Tribeslash. Until that happens . . .
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Buy your own, thou knavish Texan.
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I'm working on it, and then you shall get Tribeslash.
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