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Bloody finally. Why does LJ insist on my password having numbers in it when that makes it so hard to remember?

Anyway, this week in brief:

Those Alex Rider novels; Yassen is either Alex's dad, or he fancies his pants off. Jury's still out on which is more likely - Horowitz doesn't seem like the kind of writer to push the boy-molesting envelope, but let us not forget that Yassen is ginger and nobody sleeps with ginger people*. Also, Alex is quite clearly not Russian.

Miami Vice sucks. I didn't want to believe it, but between Jamie Foxx's stupid painted-on hair and beard, Colin Farrel's 70's gay porn star moustache and goatee combo and the fact that the entire plot is basically Smuggler's Blues amped up and stretched over two hours, it's a dire viewing experiance. Also, playing a crappy remix cover version of In The Air Tonight is less of a shout-out and more a case of adding insult to injury. If there had been some aligator-related hijinx, or maybe if Gritty!Norties!Sonny and Rico had actually cracked a smile throughout the entire affair, I might have been a little less harsh, but as it is? For shame, Hollywood. For shame.

Alan Campbell's Scar Night should make it onto the To Be Read list of anyone with taste, anyone who likes fantasy, anyone who likes boys with wings, creepy religions, dystopian visions of the future, assassins, the devestating effects of biological warfare or, in fact, anything that is good.

*This has been scientifically proven. With science! Or at least with stern authoritarian figures wearing white coats.

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Um, about fifteen episodes in now and apparently I came in after Pride and Bray both died. Jack is adorable, I love him. The blonde girl is named Gal and she makes me want to off her in horrible violent pointy ways. Clown boy is some jester in a junk yard Lex interrogated and had to answer riddles from and he had this pack of cronies that made me want to stuff them into a blender. And I hate Amber. May needs to die, soon, and so does that fugly geek loser with the glasses. And Trudy is adorable. And sometimes annoying. But sweet. Yeah, Ram could be cute if he were Alexis Arquette. And this is after he's all with the bolt boy, um, crap . . . Slade? Something, the dude who's sleeping with Ruby.

Well Liamneeson is evidently not very on the ball, because I'm already working on slash. Pictures and clips of Bray would help, though. I mean, I know from the start I was slashing Lex, so it's (the half-story and notes and crap) is all filled with question marks and Jack?, just like that.

BRAY DOESN'T DIE YOU SHUT UP HE LIVES ON! In the hearts and minds of us all, and also in space, gathering power! And that's why we all live in this protective dome.

The actor who plays Bray is (unfortunatly for him) called Dwayne Cameron. I would find you pictures, but I have less than ten minutes left before my time runs out, so I must type! Type like a demon! But he is hot. And very, very queer.

And uh, you realise Slade and Ram are brothers, right? Right?!

Okay, now I am very unhappy and any and all Tribeslash has been put on serious hiatus because THEY STOPPED SHOWING IT. Bastards.

What is with you and your Dwayne complex? You do know I'm from (and reside in) Texas, right? Also, yay for hot queer boys.

No, no one told me that and also? If they're hot enough I don't really care. See: Supernatural. And, um . . . other shows I can't think of right now.

GET YOUR INTERNET BACK.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Oh well, I'm sure it's not as good without Bray camping it up all over the place anyway.

Is Dwayne a popular name in Texas? Because if it is... bad luck. I'm not saying it's the single most goofyass name in history, but it's definatly up there in the top twenty.

I think we can both agree that Ram, while a semi-decent baddie and also quite amusing in his bad-guy-of-the-good-guys phase, is not hot enough to excuse incest. Although Slade... yeah, he's hot.

I AM TRYING BUT EVERYONE IS STUPID HERE AND THEY DO NOT SUPPLY IT TO MY HOUSE!

I'll just wait until I can get it on DVD. *crosses fingers for luck in job search* *or to get published*

I've never met anyone named Dwayne, actually. And now I so want to see said top twenty. *holds hand out*

No, definitely not. If he were, in fact, Alexis Arquette, then he would be. Because I have pictures of him naked AND SPEAKING OF SO I HAVE NEKKID PICTURES OF MIAMI VICE ERA DON JOHNSON SO GET BACK ON-LINE SO I CAN SEND THEM TO YOU!

Slade is incredibly hot.

*stabs them for you*

OMG YOU MUST MAIL ME THE NEKKID RIGHT NOW I SAY!

Do you have an actual e-mail? Or someone who I can e-mail with the pics or . . . hmm . . . I shall upload them to my Photobucket and leave you the link.

GET YOUR FUCKING INTERNET BACK, I MISS YOU AND YOUR LOVELY SNARK!

Yes, it be snufkin_owns_you@yahoo.co.uk

I AM WORKING ON IT OMG! Maybe I'll get it back in exchange for Tribeslash... *holds out begging bowl hopefully*

Okay, uploaded and linked: http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c148/gothicwhite/johnson01.jpg

Enjoy. *squishes*

As for Tribeslash . . . give me The Tribe, and I shall give you Tribeslash. Until that happens . . .

GASP! Unexpected nudity! Like a ninja of nakedness! *clickysave*

Buy your own, thou knavish Texan.

Heh. Lovely, ne?

I'm working on it, and then you shall get Tribeslash.

Yeah, I had better. *GLARE*

And, and, not only did they stop showing The Tribe, they started showing Edgemont some fucking Canadian show with goddamn LANA LANG. I almost started screaming the first time I was all, oh, hey, The Tribe's on and instead oh no I see LANA.

Damn Lana! Damn her and her whispery voice and her selfish denying of Tribetastic fun to all!

*stabs Lana*