Dracula 2000 had, bizarrely enough, Nathan Fillion as the priest. Which led to weird MAl/Phantom of the Opera-style ponderings and ended in me drowning my sorrows with alcohol and cursing the day Liamneeson gave me this fertile imagination. I'm not sure if Supernatural has made it over to the UK yet, although I've heard enough rumblings about it on LJ to make me curious. And great, now I totally have to see Child of the Night, just for torture, kinky sex and incestuous lustings.

Yes, there is indeed canon mpreg. For serious. Along with boybands from outer-space, time-travelling stalker ex-boyfriend samurai and the werewolf mafia, to name but a few. And Merton is indeed goth, although more at the zany and eccentric than mopey and bad poetry-writing end of the subculture spectrum.