Hello? Do you even remember Dickon's character? He was all squeaky clean (except for how he was always dirty and poor) and everything. And half the fun of whiny, miserable, effeminate (blonde) boys are getting them to shut up and bend over for the macho, sick-of-master's-bitching stableboys!

(btw, do you know someone in real life like that? Is that why they're always blonde?)

Also, reading back over your Angel quotes--how could you possibly have forgotten:

Angel: I have no problems spanking men.