*gasps* How dare you, sir! *throws knife* It so was not! Dickon and Colin were in loooove, and Mary wound up abandoned quite often and chatting with the gardener and Dickon's sister. (I cannot, for the life of me, remember their names. Whenever I try to think of something, my mind automatically latches onto it, throws it into a corner of my head, and promptly buries it under a pile of crap memories.)

Also, I don't think Colin was a blonde . . . that was Creevey, in HP.