1: It so is, you pinko commie weasel chicken fish.
2: Nu-uh, you wanted to see it first, and that made me want to see it, so it counts as yours.
3: You're gay.
4: *snort*

I did, but I assumed you'd sent it to the wrong person since, what with working full-time, I'm not going to be able to hang out during the week.