Lol this pretentious-ass English journalist moves to Ireland and changes his name from Ian to Eoin like some sort of Emerald Isle version of a Weeb. Potato weeb. Weebachaun. The absolute state of this man.
It's minor compared to the murder he's accused of and the domestic abuse he admits to in the absolute shittiest most self-serving way possible, but the "standing up in a pub demanding everyone's attention while he reads poetry" was so cringey I think I felt a bit of my soul shrivel up and drop off
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