I have no doubt that sexy clock radio costumes exist. or at least, you can buy sexy clock costumes, and sexy radio costumes, and combine the two. the real question is, who is the guy (you know its a guy) who sees a woman walking down the street and thinks, "oh, shed be so hot if only she was dressed like a slice of pizza/a carrot/a sonic costume that for some ungodly reason includes bootie shorts"?