Oh. OH! Remember the old Nokia mobile phones from the 90s where you really would have had to use the number of the beast to write Simon? There needs to be fic about the boys getting their first mobiles and everytime they try to mention Simon in a text, the Devil appears and Mars is like, "Oh for... FUCK OFF MATE, I am just texting me friend!" and the Devil is super bitter about it because inztead of taking souls he's just getting accidentally mis-dialled by everyone with a mobile...