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Warning: here there be Terry Pratchett squee.

I just finished reading Night Watch and... and...

Eeeeeeeeeee! Little Vetinari! Little Sam Vimes! Frat boy Downey!

And yes, I know I'm going to hell for squealing delightedly over the ickle mini!Patrician, but I don't care. Because oh my God, how cute! And ickle Vimes, with the hero-worship of himself, and notazombie!Reg with his clipboard, and... and...

DOG-BOTHERER!

Awww, he's so adorable. And Downey burns his book, OHNOES! But then he paints Downey's face with tiger stripes. And "Scag"! And "I'm teaching myself to stand still," and "Go now, or recieve and Aunt's curse!" and ohhhh it's beyond cute. I want one!

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i am agreeing with the hearting ickle!vetinari. i mean, imagine anyone being like that as a minor. its unspeakably cool and unfair.
*sulkypout* i wanna be an assasin

*points and laughs*

No being an assassin for you!

your body: *is found tomorrow morning*
newsflash: Cat sucks!

Sequel to the sequel: *is never written*
World: *is deprived, and slightly less depraved than it would otherwise have been*

you know, you totally have to write it now, that's the nearest thing to a promise that you'll ever say. HA! HAAHAAH !
also. i shall beta it and give you advice like, erik should totally be called pixiefoots the second in this line and you'll be all. oh wow hex you so smart and erik'll be all *tear* an me an raoul'll sit there with uke cream du Quadruple chocolate and lovelies and laugh at y'll.

I would write it, except you killed me and left my body floating in the river. So now I'm dead, and there will be no more wacky misadventures.

zombies can write. i'll just zombiefy you. OMG ALWAYS AN EXCUSE!

My fingers will rot and fall off. Also my entire vocabulary will consist of "Uuuuuuuuuuuhhhhnnn. Braaaaaaaaaaaaaiiinsssss." Which might not make for the most interesting story.

well DUH, you Do have a Beta.

Nu-uh. I fired her. She was crap.

she was fucking ASLEEP because you kept her up talking the ENTIRE night.

poor little thing *huggles your poor beta*

no wonder your work sucks so much, you smell and have no friends.

Oh please, I went to bed at 3am at the very latest. It's not my fault some people are ukeishly feeble at staying up late because they spend their days felating monkeys.

yeah well... some of us hav revision and OMGSTFU NOT FEEBLE WTFPIGGY

OH, go cry in a pool of lava, Limbless McWhiny.

do i LOOK like a sithling to you?
No. CLEARLY my lightsaber is green.

darkside cookie? *offers*

Not now you've touched it with your robot hand. I mean, who knows where that's been?

pretty much just the lava pool, really. and that's cause you keep pushing me in it anf then i have to flail and yell NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO and glare balefully at george lucas for being such a prick.

and.. didnt You give it to me? getting me second hand supples now? huh?

*sobs* YOU SUCK

The lava pool is full of crispy friend Anakin bits. Urgh, I bet there's millions of Anicells trapped in all the joints and crevices of your robot hand. Gross.

And it's not my fault your health insurance doesn't cover shiny, brand-new robotic limb replacement. I told you to go for the Sith Lord plan, but no, you don't listen.

yeah? just like granny weatherfax (is that even right? Names=PAIN!*sob*) didnt listen when someone told her she should upgrade from the stalls to the gods.

lol.

It's Weatherwax, tardface! *pushes you over*

PS I think you are a secret polyglot.

*cries*

lol

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