froodle | (no subject)

Old dude with a seeing eye dog just walked past and gave my monster-hoodied, miniskirted, freaky-fabulous self a totally filthy look. Unless you can now train golden retrievers to be judgemental buck-toothed sister-fucking assholes in order to assist those not small-minded enough to be utter douchebags on their own behalf, you DO NOT NEED that dog, fuckstick.

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