I argue because I care, and I want him to make good, sensible choices with his imaginary boyfriends, and Link Larkin and the Littlest Frost Giant are NOT VALID CHOICES, even if he does make them fight to the death for the right to bestow sexual favours upon him.

I'm fine, I was internetless for ages because my dad took the computers when he moved out, but I'm moving to my own place in two weeks and there will be INTARWEB CAFES GALORE so I can share ALL THE MADNESS with you once again! HUZZAH MADNESS!