froodle | (no subject)

Every time my mum starts talking about how the Indian take-out down the road is a money-laundering operation for Al-Queda, I feel like telling her she's getting one step further away from being a human being and one step closer to being a Daily Mail reader. DUDE, I AM PRETTY SURE OUR TINY BACKWATER VILLAGE ON A TINY FORGOTTEN ISLAND IS NOT A PROFITABLE SITE FOR TERRORIST FUND-RAISING. Jesus.