See, this is why I'm dreading the begining of Real Life so much. I can barely tolerate the drooling, semi-literate masses as it is, and I only see them maybe three hours a day.

On the plus side, choking someone to death by shoving their mobile phone down their throat, strangling them with their iPod earphones or beating them unconcious with a rather heavy textbook would guarentee I spend the rest of my life twitching in a padded cell and having minimal exposure to anyone ever...

...I have to go work on my upper body strength now.