froodle: (0)
...all long pig, all the time... ([personal profile] froodle) wrote 2005-02-04 08:02 pm (UTC)

*around mouthful of DELICIOUS cauliflower cheese*

I'm sorry, what was that? I couldn't hear you over the orgasmic noises eating this DELICIOUS cauliflower cheese is producing in me.

Also, I believe your mother is talking. Incessently. About Bridget Jones 2 and Ocean's 12, which the two of you are going to see together because Hugh Grant and Brad Pitt are your heroes. Wow, lookit her talk. She sure does talk a lot. I'm sure glad I can eat my OHSOTASTY cauliflower cheese in peace.

And your masks are merely cheap plastic and pleather imitations you bought from New Look in the hope that they would enable you to ensnare a MAYUN. Because you believe everything you read in women's magazines.

You. Read. Women's. Magazines.

Moron.

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